Once upon a time, there was a girl who went to art school. She was lazy and rather unproductive, especially during Art History. She didn't really give a rat's ass about the symbolism of an ugly blanket weave in the background of a painting.

The girl slept through most of this class, and only begrudgingly purchased the overpriced textbooks. She had never done any of the class readings, and even when an essay was assigned to analyze an image from the textbook, she picked the painting on the cover.

When the class midterm rolled around, the girl fell asleep the night before and spent thirty minutes studying on the day of the test, only using the aid of wikipedia.

Two weeks later, the girl got her marks back and achieved a happy 80%. A B+.

She is now planning on writing a paper which states that you don't need a textbook to BS your way through Art History.

YOU ARE WELCOME.